november 16

horoscope:

"Today is New Moon day, Pisces, and time for predictions good for a Lunar Month (until the next New Moon). This Lunar month is good for making long term plans, and they will be fulfilled as long as you realize that whatever has purpose and meaning will continue; that the events at this time are about linkage, dependability and preservation. There may be a connection made with someone at a great distance from yourself, or you may have to deal with legal matters connecting you to your past somehow. The key to success, though, is recognizing the purpose of things and people in your life, and letting what you have fulfill that purpose."

what really happened:
Today was another New Moonday. My predictions were off because I had not managed to hibernate for a few months. If this Lunar month is good for making long term plans, this Lunar month should had taken place five years ago. All of the events at this time are about linkage (everything sucks equally), dependability (things that are dependable - see: death, taxes), and preservation (eg: "with all the preservatives in this Red Bull, I will be completely recognizable for 300 years after I'm dead"). There may be a connection made with someone at a great distance from yourself (this depends on whether or not you owe someone money), or you may have to deal with legal matters connecting you to your past somehow (this depends on whether or not someone owes you money). The key to success, though, is recognizing the purpose of things (things like chocolate and beer), and people (my cat) in your life, and letting what you have fulfill that purpose.